I take the orders at a screen printing shop. This email came in this morning. Here it is verbatim. 

Client: How are you doing today. I was writing to get discus business about my hoodie inquiry. Instead of what I asked last time about the hoodie with the 11x11 size that had to be done on it and everything. I’d like to do the hoodie like I did the original shirt 

I would just like to use all black hoodies with everything else white logo words everything or all black hoodies with everything gold but like the foil gold. Please write me back wit a price for everything

I’ll say this: he knows what he wants. I have no idea what that is, but he seems to.

Source: Clients from Hell