Me: Can you send a vector copy of your logo so we can digitize if for embroidery?

They sent a couple of JPGs.

Me: Thanks, but JPGs won’t work. We’re looking for vectors, preferably in pdf format.

Client: (three days later) Sorry for the delay, but here is the PDF files for the logos.

The file name was  “convert-jpg-to-pdf.net_2016-10-11_03-36-55.pdf”

 Yeah, it doesn’t work like that.

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