I was working with a client who kept making requests for hideous design faux pas. This is his latest email, mistakes intact.
Client: The poster should have an affect [sic] around the perimeter called ‘candy’ or ‘cotton candy’ I believe in photoshop. It makes the frog (his logo) appear like it’s glowing. Please send me another proof of the poster with this affect [sic].
I added an outer glow in InDesign and sent it to him. He loved it.