Client: Hello! Can I ask for a request please? Thank you.
Me: What do you mean by request?
Client: I want to request something from you.
Me: No, I mean what are you requesting? You want to commission something?
Me: Oh if you would like to commission me, Here are my prices. If you have a more complex piece in mind, We can work out a more specific price.
Client: Oh, those are too expensive.
Me: Sorry to hear it. Let me know if ever do want to hire me!
Client: Well, can I get an apology?
Client: An apology for not doing free requests.