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I do not make apps. I’ll draw logos and design physical and digital flyers and handouts, but I don’t...

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I do not make apps. I’ll draw logos and design physical and digital flyers and handouts, but I don’t know anything about app creation. A client, who has no experience with app design either, came to me one day with an idea.

Client: I have a GREAT IDEA for an app! It’ll make us rich!

Me: Okay, what’s it going to do?

Client: I can’t tell you. Can you make an app for it?

Me: …Hang on. I don’t know how to make apps, and you won’t tell me what it’s for.

Client It’ll be pretty complex, and it should stand up to large amounts of traffic at once- wait, you can’t? Oh well, you can learn, can’t you? You will do this for me, right?

Me: Okay… I guess. It all depends on how much you’re willing to pay me. And if you’ll tell me what it is.

Client: Well, nothing. You’re not a professional. And it’s still a secret.

Me: ….

Full disclosure? This “client” was my mom.

Needless to say, the app never got made.

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