I work in an dress alterations shop.
Client: I need an alternator.
Me: I’m sorry, ma’am, we’re an ALTERATIONS shop. If you’re looking looking for an ALTERNATOR, you need to go to a garage or a car parts store.
Client: (angry) I know that! I need an alternator to alternate my wedding dress!
It was SO HARD not to correct her the second time, but I knew life would be easier if I didn’t.