I was designing a website for a restaurant owner. This particular client seemed to have done some sort of design crash course 101 before working with me, because he kept using all sorts of design terms incorrectly when talking to me. For example:

Client: Can I get more kerning between these pictures?

But this one was my favorite:

Client: I also need a flyer.

Me: Sure.

Client: Don’t Forget: Since it’s print now you have to use YMCA colors.

Me: Sure, I’ll keep that in mind. How about I write “It’s fun to stay at the *name of restaurant*” on the flyer?

He didn’t get the joke.

Source: Clients from Hell