Client: I want you to make three websites: one for my fashion blog, one for my mother’s daycare, and one for the fitness company I’m starting. Also, I want you to run that fashion blog as if it was your own, creating content and handling all the social media. We’re going to update the look of that site every season to reflect the latest trends too. I also need logos for all of those websites. I was hoping we could do weekly meetings to check on your progress, and I want to launch in three months, on New Year’s Eve at midnight. Can you handle that?

Me: Absolutely I can. How much did you budget for this?

Client: $300.

Source: Clients from Hell