This isn’t a client from hell, but a design disaster in the making.
My mother is interested in getting a tattoo - specifically, the word ‘fragile’ on the back of her neck. We are looking through my rather extensive collection of script fonts for inspiration when:
Mom: Ooh! I love that one!
Me: Which one?
She takes my laptop and types the word ‘fragile’ in her font choice, and turns the screen so I can see it. She has chosen Zapfino.
Mom: Isn’t it pretty? I’m going to get it done just like this!
I am still attempting to talk her out of it