Client: Can you use your computer to tell me what computer I logged onto last?
Me: Sure. Can I ask why?
Client: Well I left my bag in one of the conference rooms and now the door is locked.
Me: …Do you want me to get a janitor to unlock the door so you can get it?
Client: No I just want you to tell me which computer I logged onto last.
Me: So you can get your bag? Did you forget which room you left it in and want me to find out which one it is?
Client: No I know what room it is, I can see my bag through the window, the door is just locked. I just need to know which computer I left it under.
Me: So you can see your bag… and you can see what computer it is under… are you sure you don’t want me to get someone to unlock the door?
Client: No I just need you to tell me what computer I used last so I can find my bag! What is so hard to understand about that?