Client: Can you use your computer to tell me what computer I logged onto last?

Me: Sure. Can I ask why?

Client: Well I left my bag in one of the conference rooms and now the door is locked.

Me: …Do you want me to get a janitor to unlock the door so you can get it?

Client: No I just want you to tell me which computer I logged onto last.

Me: So you can get your bag? Did you forget which room you left it in and want me to find out which one it is?

Client: No I know what room it is, I can see my bag through the window, the door is just locked. I just need to know which computer I left it under.

Me: So you can see your bag… and you can see what computer it is under… are you sure you don’t want me to get someone to unlock the door?

Client: No I just need you to tell me what computer I used last so I can find my bag! What is so hard to understand about that?

Me: ….

Source: Clients from Hell