Client: I want you to change this e-commerce site to look more like my old one.
Me: We built this page on a theme. I can’t just change everything about it.
Client: *proceeds to have a tantrum, threatens to sue me*
Client: Can you transfer the URL from the old site to the new one?
Me: I have no control over your old site. I didn’t have anything to do with it. If you want to do that, you need to contact your hosting service to get it switched over.
Client: Are you holding my site hostage?
Me: You know what? I’m not sure this working relationship is worth maintaining. Good luck.
At this point, she sent me an email where she called me a “sh*t dick.” She’s over 40 years old, and she called me a “sh*t dick.”