These are all lines in an email I received from a client::

Client: How about you just put 400 €  in the contract and we can pay you the rest by cash?

We are talking about 3000€ in total.

Client: WHO LIKES TO PAY TAXES ANYWAYS?

Yes, this part was in caps. But of course, why would I pay taxes for a country with free healthcare and for a country which enabled me to have a free education all the way to my master’s degree?

Client: We are highly respected people and would never fraud anyone.

…Except the country you’re depriving of taxes.

Client: All we want to do is a fair business transaction.

I sure hope I will not lose a client because I am actually willing to pay taxes.

Source: Clients from Hell