Client: Please remove the Facebook icon from the header.

Me: Okay. You asked me to put it there, though.

Client: Change it.

Me: Not a problem! Can you send me links for the YouTube and LinkedIn icons, please?

Client: Here are the links.

Me: Okay, I’ve put them in.

Client: That YouTube link is wrong, please change it to the proper one.

Me: …Okay, can you please send me the proper link?

Client doesn’t respond to this, but follows up with…

Client: Please remove the YouTube and LinkedIn icons.

Me: Those are the ones you sent me.

Client: ….

This conversation is indicative of the past three months of working with this client.

Source: Clients from Hell