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Me:  Hello and Welcome to product support. You’re ta–Client: Hello?Me: Yes, hell-Client: Is anyone...

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Me:  Hello and Welcome to product support. You’re ta–

Client: Hello?

Me: Yes, hell-

Client: Is anyone there?

Me: Yes, I’m here.

Client: I just got a new TV and there’s a big f***ing problem.

Me: What’s the issue?

Client: I need a setting.

Me: Excuse me?

Client: A SETTING!

Me: What setting?

Client: There’s a f***ing problem and I need a SETTING!

Me: If you could tell me what the issue is, it will be easier for me to help…

Client: I. Need. A. SETTING!

Me: Yes, but FOR WHAT?

Client: The PROBLEM with the TV!

Me: BUT WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

Client: There are some hieroglyphs in the corner, and they move to the other side.

Me: Okay.

Client: So I need a setting.

Me: I’m sorry, what do you mean hieroglyphs?

Client: I need a SETTNG.

Me: What do you mean? Do you mean you need a technician to come install your TV?

Client: No, I want HELP!

Me: These “hieroglyphs” – do these glyphs show up on all channels?

Client: The hieroglyphs are in the corner, and they move to the other side.

Me:  Can you read what they say or describe them in any way?

Client: IN THE CORNER.

Me: Yes, but are they text, or numbers, or?

Client: I need a SETTING.

I hung up. Never did find out what he meant.


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