I was looking through adverts for copywriters. This person seems to want a PA, a copywriter and a PR manager all for minimum wage. The full horror is below:

Client: I’m looking for someone to help create newsletters, enhance social media presence, design and create digital and hard copy adverts/posters, keep on top of existing advertising, VIP data management, business building for corporate events etc. The list is endless!

You’ll need to be a self-starter, honest, trustworthy and hardworking. You’ll be set tasks and goals but you’ll need to manage your own time and get things done to deadlines. You need to have a bright and bubbly personality and be confident in customer/potential customer interactions.

You’ll need a creative mind, a bit quirky, able to think left field and not just follow the crowd. I need someone to help put my ideas int0 action but also come up with their own.

You’ll need to be methodical and organized because I am not! I may need you to help manage my time too!!

I know this advert is a bit vague, but if it tickles your fancy a bit, give me a shout and we’ll have a chat!!

Job Type: Part-time

Salary: £7.20 /hour

Source: Clients from Hell