Client: Hi! Do you know how to write comparative analysis? Thanks!

Me: Hi there! Yes, I can write a comparative analysis, but it depends on the subject matter. Can you provide further information?

Client: What’s your email address? Please give it immediately

I gave my email address and waited for a response.

Me: (one week later) Hi, I didn’t receive an email from you. Is this project still going ahead?

Client: (two and a half months later) Still ongoing.

Me: Do you still want me to work on this project? Can you please confirm the details?

Client: Are you okay with a test article now?

Me: Are you able to provide some details regarding what’s involved in this project? I’m happy to complete a test article for you, but there will be a charge for this. Let me know what you need. 

Client: Yes, I don’t mind paying you. But I need to make sure the content you’re going to write is usable first.

Me: I still don’t know what the project is.

Client: It’s just a normal job writing, in which you’ll be writing blogs in a specific niche. 

Me: Forget it. 

Source: Clients from Hell