Client: I am in the process of setting up an umbrella company and have someone to design my website but I have been doing the copy myself, unfortunately though I’m not very good at writing, so could do with some help editing this for me and making sure it is SEO compatible. I have around 4 pages completed as much as I can so need these to be edited and possibly bulked out in places.

Me: I’d love to help you with this project. Is it possible for you to send the link to your site, so I can have a better understanding of what is required?

Client: Ha! As you have asked for further info you obviously don’t know what an umbrella company is.

Me: …What?

Source: Clients from Hell