A client called today looking for my coworker who is out for a family emergency.

Client: Can you give me her email?

Me: Sure! It’s ‘L,’ ‘M’…

Client: Ok ‘O,’ ‘M’?

Me: No, ‘L,’ ‘M.’

Client: Right, ‘O,’ ‘M.’

Me: No, no, ‘L’ as in Lemon.

Client: ‘O’ like Oliver? 

Me: ‘L‘ like for Lemon.

Client: ‘O’ ‘L’ ‘M.’

Me: No, there’s no ‘O.’

Client: Right, ‘O’ ‘L’ ‘M.’

This went on for almost 5 minutes.

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Source: Clients from Hell