Client: Everything looks great, but make the circle on the Events button a little rounder.

Me: I’m not sure what you mean – do you mean you want it spherical? Like a 3D effect?  

Client: No. Just make it rounder.

Me: (scratching my head) Well… it’s a perfect circle already. I’m not sure how I could make it any rounder.

Client: It looks warped to me. Are you sure it’s a circle?

Me: Yes.

Client: The other ones look fine. Just the events one isn’t round.

Me: They all have the same circle. I changed the text, but that’s the only change.

Client: (sighing) I guess it will have to do.

For the last three weeks, I’ve been going insane trying to decide if he was messing with me or not.

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Source: Clients from Hell