A client asked me for short commercial with an animated graphic.
Client: So many problems! For one, the font doesn’t work at all.
Me: I used the font you asked me to use. If you recall, I told you that it might not work beforehand and you told me to use it.
Client: …Fine. I also don’t like the colors.
Me: Butt you chose them.
Client: Well, I’ve changed my mind. Change them.
Me: Got it. Anything else?
Client: I thought I asked for music and sound effects, you sent me a silent film.
Me: Oh no, there’s sound.
Client: Are you calling me a liar?
Me: Not at all! Are your headphones plugged in by any chance?
Client: I don’t like you.