I work at a local newspaper, running the classified ads for our town. A woman called wanting to place an ad to rent an apartment. She seemed unable to understand that our paper, “The Town News,” did not distribute to the neighboring city.

Client: Does this go to City?

Me: No ma'am, City has their own paper– “The City Times.”

Client: Oh. But will these be on the Internet too?

Me: Yes ma'am, all of our ads are places online as well.

Client: And how far does the Internet reach?

Me: ….

Source: Clients from Hell