Client: I want you to change some of the wording in the ticker.

Me: The… ticker?

Client: The ticker tape. The words that go all across.

Me: Like, an animated scroll on the site? I didn’t make anything like that. Did you add a plugin or something?

Client: No, you designed it. Where it says Home, About Us, Contact, etc. 

Me: The menu?

Clients use the wrong terms all the time, that’s fine. What’s weird is I’ve worked with this client for years, and they always used “menu” correctly before.

Source: Clients from Hell