Client: For your final term with us, we’d like to have you with us full-time for three weeks.

Me: Final? I thought you were happy with my work?

Client: Yes, we are, but we have decided just to get a couple of interns from [unnamed] university over the summer and have them produce content to cover us for the full year. It’ll be cheaper that way.

Me: So, what do you want me to do for the three weeks?

Client: Train the interns.

Source: Clients from Hell