Me: Sorry this is taking a couple minutes to render, our computers are a bit slow.
Client: I’m in a hurry.
Me: I know, sorry for the wait. It’s about 70% done now.
Client: Why is it taking so long anyway?
Me: The company has us running CC on an ancient desktop so the hardware is having trouble keeping up with the software.
Client: I’m a Photoshop expert you know. Why don’t you let me come back there and just get it done since you seem to be having trouble.
Me: (offended, and rapidly losing patience) Again. I know how to do it, and am actually finished. It’s just taking a minute to render onscreen. I’ve been doing this for years. If you’re an expert, why are you here?