Got this email from my university today. They often forward us large lists of potential jobs, but I received this one three times in one day. I figured it was worth sharing.

Client: Hello! My name is [redacted] and I am currently on the [redacted] International Experience: 2016 Career Exploration Program’s planning committee and our team is in dire need of a design intern.The program I just mentioned above is a summer career exploration program, hosted by the university and geared towards High School students. As a member of the planning committee I am in charge of many aspects of the program, including design, and our team needs additional help designing the program’s student handbook, orientation packet, and more. I need help finding an enthusiastic individual willing to join our International Experience Team. I know that it’s short notice, and I understand completely if you are unable to help, but I am just asking if you know of anyone or could set up a meeting with anyone who would be interested in an unpaid summer internship focusing on design.

TL;DR we need an entire project done in less than a week for free.

Source: Clients from Hell