I do computer repair work in a 55+ community. One client calls me all the time for the littlest things but I’m happy to help. Today he offered me this gem.

Client: Can you come over and help me with my keyboard and mouse? I need them to reach a little farther

Me: Sure, are they tangled on something? Ill be right over.

Client: I need them extended so I can use them at the counter while I cook.

Me: These are corded devices, they wont reach that far.

Client: Well can you make them wireless? I’ve got some scissors in that top drawer.

Source: Clients from Hell