I’m a web developer. A client’s website was done, but she hadn’t told me when she wanted the site to go live.

Me: I haven’t heard from you in a while. Do you know when you want the site to go up?

Client: Hi! We still don’t know exactly, but it should be around the end of the month. I’ll get back to you with the exact date!

Me: Just to let you know, I’m getting married on the 1^st, so I won’t be available on the last day of the month. Any time before that will work great for me.

Client: Congratulations! So I talked it over and we’d like it to go up on the evening of the 1^st. Will that work?

Me: You mean my wedding night?

Client: Is that possible?

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