I was working with a local shop owner to help her set up an online store.

Client: I need you to advertise the website for me.

Me: Okay, I’ll need a budget in order to do that.

Client: No, google marketing is too expensive, could you just advertise on the Facebook page?

Me: I can, but you’ll have to give me administrator privileges for the page.

Client: I’m not really comfortable giving you that kind of access. Could you just post it there yourself?

Me: I don’t think you want my personal Facebook account all over your store page. How about I send you appropriate links and you copy and paste them?

Client: That’s too complicated for me, can’t you just do it?

Source: Clients from Hell