A client submitted an image for inclusion in his book. The image measured less than an inch on all sides at 300 dpi.
Me: We’re going to need a new file for figure 6. It’s less than an inch in size at our required resolution.
Client: Just make it bigger! If you can’t do that, I guess I’ll have to. It also needs to be changed to black and white. Can you do that, or do I have to do everything?
I just lay my head down on my desk and laughed hysterically.