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PirateCaptain

Those jokes are terrible >_< xD

nah, your humor is just subpar :swordfight:

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Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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Mattias Nilsson

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch...

The bartender asks, "Why is there a wheel on your pants?"

to which, the Pirate replies... "Arrr... It's drivin' me nuts."

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